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Naval Retirement Plan!? - naval retirement cakes

The Navy has discovered that many officers and decided to offer incentives for early retirement. They promised that an officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $ 1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between two points on the body. He needs to decide what would these two points.

The first officer who accepted asked, measured from the tip of the head are at your fingertips. Was measured at six feet and came with a $ 72,000 bonus. The second officer to be a little smarter accepted and encouraged, as measured from the tip of the outstretched hands to his feet. He walked with $ 96,000 applications.

The third was an officer, a chief Grizzly's, when asked whether he would be measured, said: "Frommy dick in the testicles. "
It was developed by the pension man could say to get over the controls nice, large, two officers proposed again had. But he insisted the head of age and decided to go with him providing the measurement by a physician. The doctor came and asked the boss 'drop' em, "he has.

The doctor takes the tape measure at the end of the valve head and began to work again. "Sir," suddenly exclaimed: "Where are your testicles?

The old Chief calmly replied: "Vietnam."


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